This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
So not only do men expect women to be 100% picture perfect looking, but when they actually wear makeup and look nice, they’re lying about their appearance!!! Wow, it’s like no matter what women do, they lose!!!!
"Wow, it’s like no matter what women do, they lose!!!!"
I just don’t understand what the original guy even wanted. Does he think there’s a woman out there with naturally shadowed eyelids, a naturally pierced nose, naturally blood red lips?
“You’ve literally done so much damage, the poor guy just stopped existing. There’s no body, no blood, nothing. Everyone’s forgotten that he ever existed. I don’t even know who I’m talking about right now you did /that/ much damage.”
Our DM after a player rolled more than 9 times for damage, resulting in the encounter to be over in two turns. (via outofcontextdnd)
Well now that’s why double/extended criticals are just silly.